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Confucius say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

Confucius say: Chinese couple who have white baby, name it " Sum Ting Wong" Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.Confucius say: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.Confucius say: Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.

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